sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Snarting

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I was going to get a slurpee, but started snarting.

by Not-Funny Hunny August 7, 2011

schnarlin'

Fellatio; (oral sex.)

We were in the back of the Camaro and I thought she was going inside. I opened a couple of beers and next thing you know I was getting a schnarlin'.

by Raul Duke January 17, 2003

schnapping

Going shopping after drinking schnapps or any other alcohol beverage

"There is nothing to do."
"Wanna go schnapping at the walmart ?"
"Hellz yeah."

by mallory faye January 11, 2008

scharfing

laying stomach down on bathroom floor with feet crossed, in view of toilet, and taking a selfie of the scene.

"just laying on my bathroom floor "#scharfing"

by Victim of delight November 25, 2013

Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.

Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.

by Jondavid March 2, 2005

Schlarbing

When you have a devils three way and a girl eats your ass then makes out with the other guy without his knowledge of said ass eating

Dude I M going to try schlarbing Mike tonight when we bangTina, shit s gunna be hilarious

by Lemmetouchyou September 3, 2017