Thunder Schlap

The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.

1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.

2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.

3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.

by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010

schnade

a self-defence mechanism where an individual refers to a person as a homophobic slur after receiving an insult from the insulter

Insulter- “your mum smells”
schnader- “well you’re gay”

by MR WORLDWIDE June 27, 2021

schnappster

a very large bottle of cheap-ass peppermint schnapps. refer to the movie "The Stoned Age" for further guidance.

we got some of the schnappster *bing*

by Pat Kulju December 16, 2003

schnargle

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.

Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!

by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

SCHNAKE

One Bad Mutherfucker.

Boy, that Schnake Dude is one Bad Mutherfucker

by CLAYTON WARD December 16, 2004

schnackered

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schmape

A human who resembles an ape.

Ben is a schmape.

by Daniel Scroggins December 16, 2008