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schmoogle

A term meaning a really well-known fact researched on Google.
Boy: What are you looking up?
Girl: How to breathe on Google.
Boy: God, that's such a schmoogle.
by buster bobtownn August 12, 2015
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Schmoogle

1) a word that means what ever you want it to mean designed by field hockey players in a cult so no one will understand what they are talking about.
-"Juan would you like to schmoogle with me after school?"

-"Why would you ever eat that disgusting schmoogle!"

-"Wow, my schmoogle really hurts me today..."
by schmoogler14 January 8, 2011
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Schmangle

a word that can be used in virtually any situation and have any meaning. Most common usage: an owning or a destroying of another or others
Yo time to schmangle some kids on the lax field
by Fladonk123 July 11, 2009
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schmonster

A large and well-girthed penis.
Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?
by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011
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schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.
Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.
by Toastor January 5, 2021
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Schmoogle

adj. To, whether deliberately or accidentally forget to take your ADD/ADHD medication and socialize with your fellow peers, annoying them with your exuberant personality and random conversation in your natural state.
Person A,"OMG a bunny!!!. But anyway, I was at this thing, with these people and then BAM!!! it hit me! OMG have you ever noticed that the sky is not that blue!?! AND THERES A SEAGULL AND... "

Person B, "GEEZ you schmoogle me everyday shut up!!!"
by WowIt'sAnnoying August 27, 2009
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Schmobler

Kayla is a Schmobler
by joeramwasbanned September 12, 2009
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