schmiddy

Bearded hipster term used by micro breweries for a glass of beer that's less, in volume, than a schooner and usually more than a pot or middy.

Free schmiddy of pale ale with every gluten free kale and tofu pizza salad.

by YoNally June 12, 2019

Gram-Schmidt Method

Possibly the longest, most pointless, drawn out, disconcerting, boring process in all of mathematics. Finding the orthosomething basis for a matrix.

Find the orthonormal basis for A using the Gram-Schmidt Method.

by DB|DB May 11, 2011

Ms Schmidtgall

Some crazy ass teacher who went to jail for illegal cryptocurrency mining and then again for running a student over with a bus

Student 1: please don't pull a ms schmidtgall
Teacher: mines cryptocurrency

by Poetiscool July 13, 2022

Schmidt

Definition: An occupational surname for "blacksmith" or "metalworker," from the German word "schmied." The German equivalent of the English surname SMITH.

Surname Origin: German

ALTERNATE Surname Spellings: SCHMID, SCHMITT, SCHMITZ

That's so Schmidt.

by susan1992 December 14, 2010

Dirty Schmiddy

The act of while using a sex swing. Twisting the sex swing over you while your partner,mounted in the swing, unwinds down on your pulsating member.

The Dirty Schmiddy: Picture a cieling fan with stirups.

by Backyard B February 14, 2010

schmidson

a person who is generally friendly and peaceful, preferring a calm and relaxed environment. Being nice and quiet can be admirable qualities that can help you build positive relationships with others, as well as maintain a sense of inner calm and tranquility.

"Schmidson is a nice and quiet person who always greets others with a smile."

by #405mRs March 14, 2023

Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

by uglyducklin May 16, 2017