Schmegalmulcher

It is a fictional mangina that has teeth and will devour anything it comes in contact with!

Once upon a time, there was a man who was eaten alive by a Schmegalmulcher.

by gmilla! April 13, 2009

schmeal

to hit a vape

“dude i just schmealed in the school bathroom”

by hinghamhoe123 November 27, 2021

schmeal

slang, colloquial to certain circles in Allentown, PA

1. (v.) to network effectively - into the club, into her panties, or into some cheeba
2. (n.) any type of underhanded activity
3. (n.) a crafty plan
4. (n.) narcotics

1. "Yo that cat's been schmealin with that ho all night" or "I schmealed my way into the VIP room." or "I schmealed some free trees from my brother"

2. "Yo what dem cats schmealin about over there?"

3. "The schmeal had been put into effect."

4. "Care for some k-schmeals?"

by glendonius April 21, 2006

schmetard

A person who is acting unbelievably retarded, and is unable to attain a level of friendship with anyone surrounding them.

2+2 is 4, you schmetard.

or

"You forgot to refill the toilet paper, you schmetard!"

by Coleyoyo July 26, 2006

reesty schmeal

reesty being literally something that smells putrid or stinks - figuratively being a slang describing something not awesome, and Schmeal being a negative noun. (person, place or thing)

When Billy Reynolds tells you about how good he is at ping pong, he is full of reesty schmeal.

I saw some reesty schmeal in Billy Reynolds nappy hair the other day when I was jazzersizing.

by Ian Shaw July 24, 2008

schmengled

A feeling or state of mind after a long night of partying. Must include one or more of the following symptoms: still wearing clothing from night before, mystery bruises, aching body, intense headache, unable to recall events leading up to this feeling.

I woke up this morning feeling extremely schmengled.

by K. Fenn December 9, 2008

schmeatloaf

When the KKK members show up in different neighborhoods and steal car parts for cult sacrifices.

My weekend was so schmeatloaf like.

I ordered a schmeatloaf on the next block cause someone stole my scissors.

by Gosh fiddlesticks March 8, 2017