Schmeaster

An Easter tradition where you hide cans of Schmidt beer in a field of tall grass, and drink the beer on the spot rather than collecting them in a basket. Common in western Washington State.

Hey, we're going to Matt's house for Schmeaster to celebrate the resurrection of Christ! Don't forget to wear your traditional Schmeaster tuxedo!

by Red Osprey February 11, 2010

schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010

Schmeat

Schmeat
A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a firefighter it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.

I can barely breathe with that fireman’s schmeat in here

by Ledantarious IV June 17, 2020

schmeatloaf

When the KKK members show up in different neighborhoods and steal car parts for cult sacrifices.

My weekend was so schmeatloaf like.

I ordered a schmeatloaf on the next block cause someone stole my scissors.

by Gosh fiddlesticks March 8, 2017

Schmeat

Schmeat roughly stands for "Cooler than sweet; better than fake meat."

It is used similar to sweet, but is used when something needs a higher complement than sweet/and or fake meat.

That awesome shit that just happened was fucking schmeat.

"Hey man, I just won tickets to see your favorite band, and you here's the fifty bucks I owe you plus a shitload of interest."
(in response) -Schmeat.

by michael sheely September 28, 2004

schmasted

it is where you and your friends get so wasted together,
you know that you are so wasted, you try to go and say that you're 'wasted' but it comes out as 'schmasted'

gabby- yeah girl, you don't look so hot.

alana- I'M SCHMASTED!!8&@$%

by therealgabby July 21, 2011

Schmeat

Prehistoric name for a long lost dinosaur

The schmeat was so scared of the t-Rex he hid in a cave

by Uncle flake July 19, 2020