Shlumpting 

A drunken faze when you pass out or fall asleep but receive no sleep.

Ryan got too drunk and was shlumpting.

Where's ryan? Oh he's shlumpting.

Shlumpting by Shlumpty Dumpty October 31, 2017

schlomping 

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

schlomping by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

splumpkin 

when a women gets oral sex while taking a dump, the same as a blumpkin but foe a woman

dude i went so deep in on that splumpkin that i got shit on my chin

splumpkin by jester ralph October 30, 2006

schlucking 

Schlucking, when a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers and masturbates.

Example 1: I was on Omegle last night and this girl was schlucking for me.

Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead

schlucking by AshyBear October 10, 2013

Schlucking 

Sticking your dick in a electrical socket with a tin foil condom on, causing an electric nut.

"Uncle Frank died last night but at least he got a good schlucking"

Schlucking by Rondondongle February 1, 2018

Shlumping 

Excessive head nodding, commonly seen at a dubstep rave.

I shlump so hard that I can't even stand up while shlumping!

Shlumping by ShlumpzForYou April 11, 2010

schlupping 

Going ghetto or being scrubby

I won't be formal, but i won't be schlupping it either

schlupping by Aaron Weinreis February 11, 2005