Word to describe an extremely large penis. Originated when a girl saw mine and said "Holy shit that's long!!!" Then was just crammed all together to form schlong.
by Charizard FTW August 21, 2008
Penis. Often thought to derive from the German "schlange" meaning "snake."
Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."
Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."
I showed her my schlong.
by Masen April 06, 2006
A very large, penis. Generally 9-550 inches long. Pubes are generally excepenally small. Mega penises like the schlong only come around every 3000 years.
by bobthehairypenis December 06, 2009
An abnormaly long penis.
by Bobthebuilder12344555 June 18, 2009
A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 19, 2005