The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.
by Bun-Ju November 27, 2003
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She was in her early twenties, but very pure, having had only one boyfriend since she was seventeen. Not only a worldly man, but quite the schlemmer, he used his experience to take complete physical advantage of her...not to mention the emotional abuse he dealt.
by RBWC November 17, 2003
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