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schmegma

The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.
The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.
by Bun-Ju November 27, 2003
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schlerm

If you were to eat the 1980's and crap them out, you would get that guy and his schlerm.
by dasiavou January 8, 2009
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schlemmer

a man who takes advantage of very young, innocent women for his own sexual pleasure and cynical intellectual delight
She was in her early twenties, but very pure, having had only one boyfriend since she was seventeen. Not only a worldly man, but quite the schlemmer, he used his experience to take complete physical advantage of her...not to mention the emotional abuse he dealt.
by RBWC November 17, 2003
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schmegma

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.
I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.
by terryzz February 15, 2009
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schmegma picnic

Eating the sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.
I went down on him and had a schmegma picnic.
by jupiter6921 June 2, 2005
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Schlemm

A guy whose really good at sex, knows just what to do to turn a girl on, and honestly doesn't compare to anyone else.
Schlemm: How many times did I make you orgasm?!?!?!

Girl: 21 ;)
by heheitsasecret November 15, 2011
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schlemiel

Hey look at Steve what a schlemiel. Lets see if he quits bungling.
by Shroby September 7, 2006
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