Schapepp

To forcefully slap someone in the face with your penis without them expecting it.

"If you puke in my car again, I'm gonna schapepp you right here in front of everyone in the Taco Bell drive-thru."

by LostPuma August 28, 2007

schlaffel

The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.

I want another beer, but unfortunately I have to drink this schlaffel first...

by GineSharts December 15, 2008

schlamazel

One who is always getting the soup spilled on him by the schlemiel.

Sometimes Bob can also be a schlemiel, when he's not being a schlamazel.

by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004

schlong-schlapped

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.

Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.

by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007

schlaepfer

A name with German origins. Very hard to spell and very common

His name is Chris Schlaepfer he looks like Andrew Schlaepfer!

by EQUIN0X November 9, 2006

Schlapperhippel

To undertake research or analysis, but not follow up on any of the outcomes or recommendations.

To ensure this expensive organisational evaluation isn’t a schlapperhippel, we need to ensure that we remain engaged and take action to address the findings.

by Retchid August 23, 2018

schlagered

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

by ez September 24, 2004