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schitzoferinzeloruferosis

a mixture of candy kitties, peach rings, and edible taylor swift action figures in a hello kitty bag.
Katey has schitzoferinzeloruferosis.
by TaylorSwift222 February 11, 2010
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shittyness

When your work is shitty but you tried your best
This is my first time trying to define something...sorry for my shittyness
by Jfc don't ask July 29, 2016
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Shitton

More than one, usually plural, but less than 10
How many topless photos you got?! Not one but 6?! That’s a shitton
by Thatnoteggshellcolorpersonthur February 13, 2018
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shittiness

A term of endearment when, and only when, referring to the state of Colorado. The exact definition is as follows: Colorado is better than any other State in the Union, particularly New Jersey and Oregon (a.k.a Shit Hole and Land of the Covered Wagons Loaded with Shit and Shitty People, respectively.)

When used to describe other localities, regions or states, specifically New Jersey, it emphasizes the amount of shit that other states and/or organizations place, throw or otherwise dump on the aforementioned location. One can also correctly use this word for comparison purposes- i.e. "This place has half the shittiness ratio of New Jersey," which roughly means that the residents of such an area suck balls and lick choads for a living.
"Colorado, Second only sic to New Jersey in Terms of Utter Shittiness." -Quoted from Cohen's Figure 1.1 titled "United States of America."

Meaning: Colorado fucking rules and New Jersians love to smoke pole, eat shit and die. There is also a subtle undertone of "Oregon sucks."
by live4truthaboutNJORCO October 26, 2006
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scittney

by peter pan September 26, 2003
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shitbone

when a guy and girl are having annel sex and the girl shits on the guys boner.
T gave C a shitbone.
by yank June 24, 2006
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Shitton

(n.) 2,000 Pounds (lbs.) of fecal matter (Poop, aka dung, aka manuer, aka crap, aka shit, aka poopoo, aka should i keep going?, aka #2, aka you get the point, aka stool, aka seriously im done, aka droppings)

(n.) Can also refer to the feeling after eliminating a shitton from your body.

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After eating my Chipotle Burrito, which was very delicious, I pooped a shitton.
by NastyIsTakenQuestionmarkFrown October 21, 2009
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