scheme

to devise a devious plan. To be shady or otherwise use intellectual power to deceive or carry out a plan for a personal interest. A plan with a twisted plot.

Ex1:
Son, why you gotta scheme like that? that means why are you acting shady

Ex2:
Person 1: What are you scheming?
Me: How to take over the world
Person 1: I'm down...now all we need is some pot and booze

by thundercat3307 June 13, 2005

scheme goblin

Young children, around 11/12 years old who hail from impoverished housing estates generally in Scotland. Vocabulary includes; "Whit ye daein?", "Mon then ya wee prick!", and "Ma boy's away tae pick up ma green". You'll find them hanging around vandalised parks, smoking, drinking, and engaging in sexual acts. One can presume they have already contracted an STD. Generally just wee fucks who steal shit and burn everything else

"Man I was looking forward to smoking that weed tonight! Except some scheme goblins went and stole it, jakey wee bastards!"

by GhettoMidget June 24, 2014

Scheme

The act of pursuing interactions with a person with intentions of dating them/hooking up.

Hey David, are you still gonna scheme Jen? Or have you changed schemes?

by Fckboi123 March 14, 2015

schmiegel

The very last hit of weed nearly unrecognizable as a hit taken to clear the piece but to much to just ash. Usually partaining to very good quality marijuana. Term is mostly used in relation to smoke sessions either a bong or a bowl and is on the last hit someone could offer to take the schmiegel in exchange for greens or someone can be given a schmiegel as punishment.

Yo you gonna hit that? It's a schmiegel man. Kill it I'll repack it.

Give that schmiegel to d-boi

by Girlcalledgrey March 16, 2015

Starscream Scheme

A plan destined for failure.

A plan that, no matter how well it is devised, no matter how foolproof it seems, will always blow up in your face.

Mike: "Hey, I think I know how to get more money over the summer."
Greg: "Oh great...Is it another Starscream Scheme?"
Mike: "No, no, this one's different. All we have to do is drive some people from Mexico to Houston!"

by owenbicker November 9, 2012

schemies

a scottish term, the term used for those brought up in housing schemes in Edinburgh, similar to the definition for neds.

whit u lookin at ya bam, i'll burst u

by sarah October 26, 2003

schemin'

the act of planning or plotting; devising in an overt or covert manner

stop schemin' and lookin' hard

by veeman January 6, 2003