scamperer

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.

Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"

Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008

schaper

An animal, (mostly homo sapiens) that are fagishly fucked up and atractted to the same sex

Eric

by AJ June 3, 2003

Schmierdo

1.A person who is off the weirdo charts. Usually tall beautiful light-skinned women from the little lost island country of Afro-Caribbea. It is believed that the heavy presence of succotash mutated there weirdo DNA to Super Weirdo and then to Schmierdo. 2.A Professional Weirdo

Aniesa please stop dancing in your chair, there is no music, you are such a schmierdo.

by Joe Schmoker October 27, 2008

Scamper

The most obnoxious word in the English language.

...Scamper. Fuck. I hate myself.

by Captain_Jack September 19, 2006

Nanner Scamper

During a boring sexual intercourse session, in which the male is on top. He quickly removes and exchanges his penis for a banana that resembles member. After inserting the banana he swiftly and silently scampers away.

"Last night with Mary I just wasn't feeling it, so I gave her the old Nanner Scamper and went to play some COD."

by Walsh Walsher April 14, 2009

scamper

a person who is mentally/physically handicapped

"hey ted, look at that scamper jumping up and down on the play set."

"goddam scampers always gotta show on thursday, they shit all over the place."

by fredrick ralph smith March 13, 2010

Schmapter

erythang.~a word that that is advanced so far beyond language that it needs no definition. shcmapter is a word that can be interjected as a noun, verb, pronoun, or adjective. it was created to effeciently describe things and actions for people far more advanced in iteliegence and linguistic skills. However it also serves as a helping word for those who are not skilled in the art of articulation; also can be used when a word escapes your brain for the moment.

That meal was so delicious i could hit my mother with a schmapter.

Could i please have more schmap in my schmapter?

Hey, check out the schmapter on the hooker over there.

Oh Schmap.

by jonathon blaze January 1, 2007