Schlak

Slapping someone in the face with a wet hand from behind them.

The Mole (creator of the schlak) sneaks up behind you and quickly licks his finger tips and reachs around your head and slaps your face as it is all being videotaped.

by Rick Thomas August 11, 2006

Schak Bruijn

A very sassy and angry person. Someone you should not mess with.

He's the real Schak Bruijn. He is always sassy and angry and nobody should get close to him as he would totally annihilate you. Completely delete you from this universe.

by Ben Moolenaar June 29, 2020

it's chalk

To mean that something is a loss, it's all over

This test was so hard it's chalk
My grade is chalk
That fight is chalk

by Adieyseienne HouotieneVainne May 20, 2017

Schalke

Schalke is a big fat Hurensogn club from Germany and is probably going down to League two.

Person 1: Do you know something really ugly and shitty?
Person 2: FC Schalke 04!

by stein. April 27, 2023

schalaxed

the relaxation that comes during a really good hookah smoking session. Your tongue is too relaxed to say anything properly.

"Girl, I am so schalaxed right now that a total babe could walk through that door and I wouldn't even notice."

by cwunderkind March 21, 2009

schakdo

The art of placing german CD's on a foe's forch.

Hey, wanna help me schakdo my ex's porch?

Damnit, i just got schakdoed

by ShaniquaDay June 12, 2009

Schalton

#1, 'nough said

wow hes a Schalton, I wish I could be like him.

by alpha7dog11 May 1, 2010