scatter spray

explosive diarrhea, to paint your shorts with a runny shit spray

Man that nasty bitch scatter sprayed my face last night when i was going down on the back door.

by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010

scatter cat

someone that worries too much, and doesn't have control of their situation

1: that scatter cat is damaging my cool
2: chill kitten, stop being a scatter cat.

by beatshoes May 21, 2008

scatter technique

A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.

Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.

Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.

by deepspace10 December 14, 2012

Scatter nut

A shotgun blast like cumshot or nutting while running in fear.

Her daddy came into the room and I scatter nutted on her face

by Foul mouth farmer January 29, 2020

Scatter muncher

An indecisive bi-sexual woman.

"Laura doesn't know whether she likes men or women, she's such a scatter muncher"

by Condatredonum January 9, 2008

Scatter Splatter

The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.

I had a Scatter Splatter Incident after a long night of partying.

by ZOMBIEOVERLORD May 11, 2014

Scat (scattered)

That state you are in the day after doing a fuckload of drugs.

I'm tripping over nothing, I don't know what i want to eat and my sentences aren't coherent - i'm fucking scat bro

"How much did we take last night? My brain is scat (scattered)"

by Keegyn March 7, 2017