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STD-scale

Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.

The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.

The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"

Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:

- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola
- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?

- That girl could give me AIDS

- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight

- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia
by UT+Per7 August 13, 2014
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Sinep Scale

A standardized scale for measuring the masculinity of males. Judged upon their traits and abilities. There are 3 results of the Sinep Scale: llampsines, tapsinef, and gipsineb.
We used the Sinep Scale today and found that Amir is a llampsines, Faraz is a tapsinef, and Jason is a gipsineb.
by d3ck3r August 31, 2013
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Scarlett Vera

"Dude, did you see the Anal Cherry Video made by that Scarlett Vera last night? It is by far the best next to the squirting candy cane one." "I dont know man, the Midget and Sheltie Pony is my favorite."

"Did you see Cosby holding Scarlett Vera in a headlock in the parking lot?" "Yeah, it looked like he was burping, I don't get that weird shit they do in Utah."
by Eus095884 January 1, 2019
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ph Scale

Similar to the hotness 1-10 scale but instead measures uniqueness/coolness on a 1-14 scale. 8-14 means something is basic while 1-6 means something is acidic.

Something that's basic is expected. A basic person tries to go out of their way to be like others and impress them. Ex: hipsters. Hipsters are actually very high on the scale since they try so hard to be unique they actually end being basic. They hover around the areas of 10-11. Once they start carrying around typewriters and portable record players there's no going back. Going beyond pH12 starts to border on the territory of being a total sheep. At a 14 it's as if they have transcended human life to become pure energy... to heat up Starbucks macchiatos.

Becoming acidic is not easy. First one must pass the Wall of 7. 7 is like water: going with the flow. This means that they'd have to go from being basic, then move past the stage of being a "free spirit"

going with the flow type of person and finally get to a point where they have a real personality.

Once you reach the acidic part of the scale you care more about developing yourself than popularity. Helping others = acid. Helping out others to flex and gain popularity = major basic points. Someone truly acidic graduates with a pH3 Degree. pH3's are the best at creating trends. There is no one known to have become one with the pH1. If you find a pH1 please capture them and send them to a laboratory for scientific analysis!
How do you think she stacks up on the ph Scale?
Hmm... Northface jacket, Patagonia backpack, Camelbak water bottle, Lulu lemon and the rose gold iPhone? Solid 8...actually scratch that...9.
by hungryhungarianhun October 4, 2018
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Scarlet Witch

Scarlet Witch can manipulate energy and make people see their worst fears
Scarlet Witch is Wanda Maximoff
Scarlet Witch is played by Elizabeth Olsen
Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch are twins
by aurumwitch October 3, 2016
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Asian Grading Scale

A = Average
B = Below Average
C = Crap
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Asian: Crap, I got a D for biology, can I come to your house?
Friend: What do you mean?
Asian: In our Asian grading scale, Im not allowed to go home anymore
by Dont h8 appreti8 June 19, 2016
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Scarlett

Scarlett is the most beautiful girl in the world, she is the nicest person you will ever meet and is guaranteed to become famous. If her friends ever backstab her, watch out, it will pay in the future. She is amazing and gorgeous and is just amazing at being an all rounder. You will never find a more amazing person, so be grateful.
Scarlett is outgoing and amazing.
Scarlett is stunning and gorgeous.
by plop central November 9, 2018
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