The hottest genshin man I’ve ever fucking seen in my entire goddamn life. He is also Shaescara’s husband (it’s me, I’m Shae and don’t fact check that.) He May be small but that dick ain’t, he can put it in me and use me as a flesh light while degrading the everlasting shit outta me like god damn I need him so badly. I’ll go dumb for him, be his slut, toy, bitch, whatever he wants and when ever he wants it. He may be like 5’6 or something but he can kick your ass, shit I’ll thank him as well if he kicks mine, I’ll worship every step he takes and apologize for having the audacity to breathe the same air he breathes.

Person 1: guys I think they like Scaramouche
Person 2: No they obviously like Venti the motherfucking bard

Scaramouche by Shaescara April 8, 2023

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Skadadouche

A term used to loosely describe an individual in a moment of blatant stupidity. Usually uttered loudly and in a good-natured way.

Ex. A- "You skadadouche! Why didnt you throw that grenade?"
Ex. B- Bob:"I thought I'd put a radiator fan in my PC case to keep it cool, but when I turned it on, it shredded my cables and sh-t!"
Mike:"You f-cking skadadouche!"

Skadadouche by James J. L. December 15, 2008

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scaramoucheschick

bozo with a mid xiao who cant get past floor 12-1 of the spiral abyss, always misses and is a walking L

my xiao is so mid it's almost like im scaramoucheschick

scaramoucheschick by notevenanyone October 20, 2021

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