satellite 

A device which does either:

1. Orbits earth as a communications device or provides military intelligence. (Often to people who arent intelligent. Clearly the need for hundreds of them proves it).

2. A celestial body which orbits another. ie: Moon spins around Earth.

3. The unfortunate recipeient of the name "POES" which hails from NASA. NASA should try looking under "P" in an afrikaans dictionary. Im sure the directors wouldnt be impressed by the fact they are (see example:)

* This is primarily amusing to South Africans. However if you knew what POES is you'd find it amusing too. I'd like to be an Astronaut!!

putting a "satellite" in orbit.

You know ... that jackass is such a satellite!

satellite by anon-sa February 7, 2005

Satellite Friend

a friend of a friend-- someone you don't hang out with directly, but who moves within the same circles, and each of you know who the other is.

"That girl Ann is in my psychology class."
"I don't know who that is."
"Sure you do, she's one of Ashley's satellite friends: long hair, way too much makeup, always wearing purple somewhere..."
"Oh yeah, her."

Satellite Friend by A. Holt Ambrosius February 21, 2009

satellite on a stick 

TV, radio, or cell phone tower.

I can see the satellite on a stick over the treeline in my back yard.

satellite on a stick by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 3, 2011

stars & satellites

A cool bracelet line, stars & satellites makes beaded charm bracelets, the names of which are inspired by music from Boys Like Girls and Taylor Swift. Looking to expand into clothing. Owner and creator is Evie Mae, a young fashion designer from Vancouver, BC.

Girl 1: I love your bracelets!

Girl 2: Thanks they're stars & satellites bracelets!

Girl 1: Awesome!

stars & satellites by missvickie June 13, 2011

in the dick with the satellite 

An object placed or situated at a very long distance from yourself

I can't reach the bottle, it's in the dick with the satellite

in the dick with the satellite by AuthenticName420 April 16, 2023

XM Satellite Radio 

Satellite radio service that is superior to all others.

Opie and Anthony broadcast on XM Satellite Radio.

XM Satellite Radio by Ant Cum May 15, 2005

satellizer

Beautiful, strong, brave, a good friend doesn't shit from anyone when you see her its like angels have begun singing you'll know when you see her you're in love and can see the kindness in her eyes. One person you'll hate to forget. She's the one who you can come to when you need to help solve your problems and when you need comfort, a shoulder to cry on even

"Man that girl is such a Satellizer."

satellizer by Luminescence May 27, 2015