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Pasta sauced the negatives 

The process of dropping photo negatives into a pasta based meal. Also associated with 'gravying your cards' and general tomfoolery. People who are accused of this act are usually of some what low intellect and need huge guidance through life.
Ben: 'Oh Alex you've only gone and pasta sauced the negatives!!!'
Alex: 'What?!? I just don't understand'
Ben: 'Well of course...you wouldn't'

Ready Salted 

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.
I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.
Ready Salted by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016
Having too much to drink,
Similar words: plastered, hammered, trashed
my mom is sauced after that party
sauced by Tim October 12, 2003

Dirty Saucedo 

When someone is getting a handjob from there female companion and one of your homies is watching you.
"Dick did you hear about Marcos watchin Raymond getting a handjob!" "Yea man he got Dirty Saucedoed"
Dirty Saucedo by dopemantight October 8, 2008

plum sauced 

A stage of drunkenness. Beyond hammered. Technically one is "plummed" or "plum sauced" when it is predicted that their night will end as a result of puking, passing out, or a serious felony.
Ramirez: I don't think Jose is gunna make it out essay, he is way to drunk right now.

Carlos: He is so plum sauced, let's get him home to our crib before he pukes, or causes a serious crime.

Hector: That's a good choice Carlos. Respect.

*fist bump*
plum sauced by mexican_wrestler November 5, 2010

pickle sauced 

when your parent walks in on you jerking off and you turn around and spray them with your load.
I was over at Jimmy's house and his mom walked in on me and I pickle sauced her.
pickle sauced by bigbill98 July 6, 2016