Saturday Showday 

A random tradition where each and every Saturday where you watch a show.

“Hey! I wanna start doing Saturday Showdays!”
“Okay! We should start by watching Ginny and Georgia first.”

Saturday Showday by metalmagneticmaniac March 6, 2023

Saturday School

Where you tell your boss your taking your kids when your to drunk to wake up on Saturday

“Sorry bro can’t make it in today, my baby momma just droppped the kids off ; j have to take them to Saturday school. My bad

Saturday School by Uncleray2469 October 25, 2025

Saturday Night Sacrifice 

The act of giving up a night of debauchery and fun to make life easier on future you.

Damn, I can't believe I missed that rager, but my Saturday Night Sacrifice really helped my exam scores.

Saturday Night Sacrifice by StudyBlue April 26, 2011

Saturday morning shit 

A Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.

1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit.

2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.

Saturday morning shit by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Saturday Night Special 

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

Saturday Night Special by Tuna Wanda January 26, 2007

saturday night special 

A slang term for an inexpensive, small-caliber revolver. Dave Kopel, Research Director at the Independence Institute, explains:

The “Saturday night special” is in part a linguistic descendant of the racist phrase "Niggertown Saturday Night." The obvious implication of the phrase "Saturday night special" is that it is a gun used by "niggers" to shoot each other with during their wild Saturday nights. No one denies that the people disarmed by a "Saturday night special" ban would be predominantly poor and non-white.

Saturday Night Specials are preferred by the lower classes, therefore they must be dangerous.

saturday night special by el Dietcrack January 26, 2007

Saturday Night Surprise 

Its where u cum on a girls face and then throw pop rocks on it

Matt Miller was giving head and i decided to make it a saturday night surprise

Saturday Night Surprise by David and Jacob March 28, 2007