Satulate 

To bring satisfaction to one's life or situation.

You need to satulate your life

Satulate by themomodermondar January 15, 2018

Sadsturbate 

When you cry while masturbating. Usually occurs on a Saturday night after realizing that you'll die alone.

Realized I'll never find true love and decided to sadsturbate the pain and emotional turmoil away.

Sadsturbate by Uncle Steve The Crack Addict October 15, 2017

saturation coverage 

Saturation coverage is when every news show and news update, on every channel, all cover the same issue. Repeatedly. Until you could probably quote it.

Note, though, that saturation coverage is distinct from disasterporn in that it isn't limited to disasters.

The Sydney sandstorm was saturation coverage in Australia, being a major event.

saturation coverage by pinkgothic October 25, 2009

Sasturbation 

Is the process of heating a hand towel with a little water in the microwave and proceeding too fuck it

"The girlfriend wasn't giving up the pussy so I sasturbated instead."
" Man i hate when sasturbation keeps me up all night"

Sasturbation by Mohammed Twain May 14, 2013

saturated 

1. Soaked, filled, or loaded to capacity.
2. Drunk, having had too many alcoholic beverages, stoned, high, having slurred speach, and unable to facilitate coherent thought process of any kind.
3. Immersed in thoughts, either happy, inspiring, terrifying, or depressed.

1. "Your clothes are saturated with rain."
2. "Like my body?... I was honored to be on our.. next performer's new video... And if I ever record an album.. I want this guy to produce m-mine.. and make me beautiful duets.. 'cause he's freakin' genius!..." - Anna Nicole Smith @ The American Music Awards 2004
3. "I've been deep in thought all day, worried about the unknown and what shall become of me, blah dee blah blah."

saturated by antimyopia December 9, 2005

Snasturbate

Jerking off and sharting yourself at the same time at high velocities

Bro last night was so crazy, me and a girl snasturbated together

Snasturbate by BananaBoi1 September 22, 2017

saturate 

Soaked fully.

The saturated hand rag was no good for further absorption of the liquid.

saturate by Larstait November 14, 2003