Rick Santorum Effect 

The more you learn about someone and spend time with them, the less you like them.

Janet: So, how was your date last night?

Valerie: It was ok, it's our 20th date, and I liked him way better when I barely knew him.

Janet: He had a Rick Santorum Effect on you.

Rick Santorum Effect by Potterfan344 June 8, 2012

santorum 

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

santorum by max December 12, 2004

Gojo Satoru 

1. Hottest character from jujutsu kaisen

2.Has the biggest monster c0ck in universe

3. Reason why female weebs are so horny

4. My husband

OMG!!!! GOJO SATORU IS SO HOT I WANT TO BLOW HIM!!!!!!!!!!!HDJHDGFWHDGFJRHBJREHF

Gojo Satoru by GOJOIST March 4, 2021

santorectum 

Gateway to colonoscopy.

1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.

2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.

santorectum by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011

Santorum towel 

A cloth kept nearby to clean up that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Quick, grab me the Santorum towel before this gets all over.

Santorum towel by babycake & boo June 19, 2011

Jean-Paul Sartre 

A French philosopher, political activist, novelist, and playwright, among his varied portfolio. His philosophy primarily concerned existentialism, in which he was highly influenced by Heideggar, Husserl, and the founders of the subject, Kierkegaard and Nietzsche. His ideas on existentialism have come to define the subject. Among his numerous highly-acclaimed works, his most popular include "No Exit," "The Wall," "Being and Nothingness," and "Nausea."

You'll have to excuse me, I'm having an existential crisis due to having read "No Exit" by Jean-Paul Sartre...

Jean-Paul Sartre by nolan g. November 28, 2009

Rick Santorum 

semen mixed with fecal matter often left after continuous anal sex

"I dont care what you guys do in there... just dont leave any rick santorum on the bed sheets.."

Rick Santorum by Dev321 July 15, 2006