A derogatory term for a member of sales staff in a typically corporate environment. This term is often employed by technical staff and customer service, who must support the products that the sales weasels have sold, typically without knowing what the heck they're pushing on the customer.
That slimy sales weasel sold this customer something they didn't need and doesn't work, and now they're chewing my ear off!
by redtheda January 13, 2010
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Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?
by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009
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Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."
by improviduto December 15, 2008
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MAN: No. That's only a sales pitch intending to cause problems.
MAN: No. That's only a sales pitch intending to cause problems.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 7, 2005
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Get the Hunter Surles mug.Welcome to Salesian where if you’re not Dominican or on the baseball team, you will receive a detention for having your shoes untied. 90% of the boys do not know what personal hygiene is. Salesian also has a grand total of 4 air conditioners for around 20 classrooms. Students mainly associate themselves with Preston baddies (no Maria treeshes).
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Salesian student 2: whyyyy
Salesian student: I forgot To tie my shoes.
Salesian student 2: Salesian high school is the best
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Salesian student: I forgot To tie my shoes.
Salesian student 2: Salesian high school is the best
by Stepboi123 October 3, 2019
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