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sales weasel

A derogatory term for a member of sales staff in a typically corporate environment. This term is often employed by technical staff and customer service, who must support the products that the sales weasels have sold, typically without knowing what the heck they're pushing on the customer.
That slimy sales weasel sold this customer something they didn't need and doesn't work, and now they're chewing my ear off!
by redtheda January 13, 2010
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Magic Bean Salesman

The stife ass dude who sits around Hyrule tripping on magic beans that cost more everytime you buy them. He is probably the chillest dude in all of Hyrule.
Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?
by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009
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anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."
by improviduto December 15, 2008
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sales pitch

Talk that attempts/intends to persuade someone of something; sweet-talk.
WOMAN: Can you cut my son's hair tonight and I'll pay you tomorrow.

MAN: No. That's only a sales pitch intending to cause problems.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 7, 2005
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Hunter Surles

An amazing guy who is the best person one could ever meet.
Oh my gosh, I love my boyfriend, he's such a Hunter Surles.
by skinnyjeanschickka27 December 22, 2009
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Salesian High School

Welcome to Salesian where if you’re not Dominican or on the baseball team, you will receive a detention for having your shoes untied. 90% of the boys do not know what personal hygiene is. Salesian also has a grand total of 4 air conditioners for around 20 classrooms. Students mainly associate themselves with Preston baddies (no Maria treeshes).
Salesian student: yo I got a DT bruh
Salesian student 2: whyyyy
Salesian student: I forgot To tie my shoes.
Salesian student 2: Salesian high school is the best
by Stepboi123 October 3, 2019
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soupy sales

When one consumes a food that results in the individual's abdominal area bubbling and shortly thereafter requiring an immediate visitation with the nearest restroom, involuntarily, yet swiftly, depositing diarrhea into the toilet in use.
Damn, I don't know what I ate, but something gave me a bad case of soupy sales.
by CaptMoRon November 20, 2015
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