Shlombing

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

Slomolol

A person who walks and performs routine activities as stupidly slow speed, who likes to laugh out loud at the most ridiculous, unfunny things due to their insecurities and to try and fit in. Usually found to be overweight and with huge hair that weighs the specimen down.

Office worker 1: Where is that Slomolol with those Coffees?

Office worker 2: I don't know he's been gone for like 30 mins!

Office worker 1: Yeah, he's probably only just walked into the kitchen.

Office worker 2: Man the boss needs to fire that Slomolol...

Example 2:

Guy: My cat got runover this weekend, I'm so bummed.

Slomolol: Hahahahaha, that's a shame.

Guy: Your an idiot.

by rsummers April 24, 2010

slomopopo

slomopopo - (noun and verb) - In full, it means SLow MOtion POetry POst, a new form of social media poetry invented in 2019 because life, partly due to technology, was moving too fast, and some remedy was needed to slow it down. Also it means the act of posting a slow motion poetry post through social media. Often a slomopopo contains a still image to add further decelerating drag and to attract the eye of the reader.

as a noun - "Because his thinking was so slow and deep, and the world of social media was moving so fast, he decided a new literary form was needed to put a foot on the brakes and slow things down, and thus slomopopo was invented."

as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.

by nothinc March 17, 2019

miriam rees-sloman

Miriam Rees-Sloman's are probably the coolest people you will ever meet. As godly as she may seem she can be very down to earth and can calm any situation. She is known for blinding people from her gorgeousness and has been compared to mermaids because her angelic voice makes people want to follow her everywhere. You could describe her as "OP" which fits with the gamer side of her. She could beat you online or irl no matter the type of fight. Her skills are endless. Her drip game is insane which just adds to her shine.

"Wow Miriam Rees-Sloman reminds me of Little Mac because she is SO OP."
"Yeah I really wish I was her:("

by Alice Mart January 10, 2021

sloppy slommy eggs

Eggs that are fried a little less better than what they ought to be fried. Frying is normally done by an ungrateful whore of a wife and are typically found in Boone County, WV.

Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.

"And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck, I said if you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em. I'm tried of eatin sloppy slommy eggs" -- Jesco White

by therealnigerwoods June 21, 2011

Salomon

Life of the party! always has money to blow not like Lil Wayne but close. All the ladies want him but only some can have him.(No Grenades)

Pimp/Rapper

your so salomon dude!

by Situation454 December 9, 2010

slomblin

(pronounced - slomlin) used as a way too agree with a statement in a way that is respectable.

It must be said as if you're baked. so real slow and sensual.

It is used as a substitute for, "true!" or "noooo shiiiittt!"

"Alistair... Georgia just climbed up that tree to fetch a goon sack..."

"...Slomblin"

by Evan Gough and Alistair Obrien June 29, 2008