Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty

she's a real hot strumpet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

sTRUMPet

A whore for Trump. Willing to bend over for him at any time.

listen to this no mask sTRUMPet ass idiot trying to defend anything the grand emperor says. Dude could literally cuck his wife and he'd be like, YEP, showed em!

by HawaiianJew September 22, 2020

Strumpet Crumpet

Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed

That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy

by VileGay September 20, 2023

Strumpet

It's a baby trumpet. You can't change my mind.

Recently, I bought a new strumpet. I like playing with my strumpet :DDDDDDDD

by DuckOBell February 5, 2021

Strumpet

Word meaning "Sket trumpet" in scotland

"Here mate, yer da's a fucking strumpets"

by Iknowthetruth666 August 13, 2016

Strumpet

a prostitute or promiscuous woman who also identifies as a crumpet (a thick, flat, savoury cake with a soft, porous texture, made from a yeast mixture cooked on a griddle and eaten toasted and buttered).

Mary! You are such a strumpet!

by SB+DC February 15, 2024