Zombie Stroking

-When a person has been up for at least three days masturbating while using Crystal Meth.

Yea last night was fun but I went home and been Zombie Stroking all night.

by EARTH/RABBIT March 19, 2011

Striking Oil

When a man pours a large amount of lube on his penis and in the asshole of his sexual partner in order to assure a well lubricated fit. After the male is finished with the intercourse, and pulls his penis from the other person and the other person shits creating a liquid that is a mix of shit and lube. This liquid looks similar to crude oil so the word is "Striking Oil"

"DUDE!!! I am totally striking oil with my girlfriend tonight."

"Dude I Struck Oil last night and it was all over the sheets"

by Kelvin Haus October 30, 2008

stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.

Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?

by mcspiff January 27, 2011

Strobin’ Hobos

The acting of putting a strobe light in the eyes of homeless persons while asking him to leave your property.

Hey Jack, sorry I missed your call. I was strobin’ hobos in my yard so they won’t steal my goats.

by StrobinHobos77 May 9, 2018

Striking Vipers

The act of sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse inside a video game or virtual reality platform with your same sex friend whose character avatar happens to be that of the opposite sex. II

It's not gay if you're Striking Vipers, literally I tried fucking a polar bear to get you out of my mind but I can't homie I can't.

by TheYoDude June 9, 2019

stroking the roadkill

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

heat stroking

A masturbatory technique in which the subject masturbates with their left hand while placing their right hand under warm water. Then directly before orgasm you switch hands for a grand finale.

Heat stroking is kind of hottt sexxx.

by Reid C May 4, 2008