Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.

Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!

by QuacksO June 13, 2019

get a stapler straight

To know what is more important, can be used in a hilarious or serious manner, a synonym of get a marker straight

person 1: you need to study hard, stop being unproductive on TV shows, you need to do homework.

person 2: ok, I promise I'm gonna get a stapler straight about my homework.

by A Marker Lover February 4, 2026

straight a

A '4.0 GPA' or a kid that is very smart.

"I'm finally grades are straight A's."
"If your subjectsClasses are A's, no B's, ect... Then you're Straight A student"

by Dontuseryourrealname March 27, 2020

Straight Out of a Trade Server

This phrase is commonly associated with Team Fortress 2. And can be used to express a non necessarily bad reaction. It's a common thing that in trade servers players are friendly to each other meaning even with the opposite team. Which is perfectly fine, but it becomes a problem when in normal community servers, casual or even competitive matches that happens. Mostly never voted on or asked if everyone is okay with it. Wasting bandwidth and other people's time. It's also a known fact that players who don't care and attack anyways may end up getting vote kicked. Although the whole thing isn't very common, but is horrible in competitive.

He has some nice looking items and unusuals. Yeup, probably straight out of a trade server.

Geez, these faggots are straight out of a trade server, why the fuck are they just standing there near each other in a normal match?!

by didelisbybys.lt December 31, 2017

straight-a

While someone who is strictly asexual may have no sexual or romantic attraction to anyone regardless of gender, a straight-a is someone who identifies as asexual but may manifest romantic or other nonsexual attraction to members of the opposite sex.

See also: gay-a

"Wow! She's hot!"
"Dude?! I thought you were asexual?"
"I am, but she's stil hot. I'm not saying I want to sleep with her."
"I guess you're straight-a."

by the_smasher November 29, 2009

gay with a side of straight

The response to give when someone tells you they are constantly moving back and forth along the sexual identity scale. If you ever sleep with someone of the same sex then you are gay, whatever else you do in addition to that is a side dish. No judgment! gay, straight, bisexual, queer, LGBT, gay community, coming out, in the closet, coming out of the closet, transgender, sexual identity, gender identity scale, lesbian, on the down low

My niece told me the other day that she is coming out as bisexual. She got upset when I told her that she was just gay with a side of straight.

by joecoolthefool April 16, 2016