Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

by Fyerse April 16, 2015

Stoned stoner

When you suck at rolling a blunt and you block the airflow with a poorly designed filter, as if you put a little rock that blocks the flow

This guys is something else, he did the stoned stoner twice now in one week! Don't let him near the weed!!!

by Sanron April 12, 2019

Rosetta Stoned

A song by Tool, In which a man shows up in a hospital were the staff can’t find a single thing about him. 1 doctor, Dr. Larson, asks what’s wrong. The man Reluctantly answers with a tale that belongs in a scuffle-if story about how he was tripping on drugs then all of the sudden an alien ship he described as a “ Flaming stealth banana” and how he was elected by the alien to be the “Chosen one”. The chosen one is the person who will warn the world of incoming Armageddon. Then he forgets what the alien told to him, Which sends him into a fit of him shouting “Don’t Know, won’t know”, He then yells “ God Damn! Shit the bed!” Then the song ends, and nothing else is known about what happened.

I listened to Rosetta Stoned and it was weird as shit.

by JustATool February 12, 2018

TV stoned

A person who is completely deaf and blind to everything but his favourite show on television.

He or she is unlikely to answer the phone, speak to anyone and do anything except sit and watch.

He or she is also likely to be irritated or react badly if one tries to talk to him during that hour or in duration of his favourite TV shows that run in a row.

"Sorry, I can't get Bill to come to the phone. He's TV stoned at the mo. Call back after the show is over."

by McVillain November 4, 2003

Stonedover

When you are still highthe next day after a long night of smokin the ganga.

Dude Tommy is so stonedover he can't even walk!

by Tommy H. December 29, 2003

Stanked Up

The thick, pungent left behind smells of a hot, sweaty, mungy ass sex session. Usually left behind in your room, dorm or car. A dead give away to the trained and experienced nostril like your mom's.

Although Carl told his mom he was doing homework with Cassie, the stanked up room was a dead giveaway that more than their lessons had been worked on.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

School Stoned

The act of being just the right amount of high, to be at school and not look like a retard.

"Wanna smoke?"
-Chris
"Yeah, but I only wanna get school stoned"
-Garrett

by School Stoner October 2, 2010