faggot slippers

a pair of gay looking shoes that either straight or queer men wear.

Dave: (wearing a pair of rainbow Chuck Taylors)
Chuck: Dang, Dave them some gay looking shoes
Luke: Yeh they are some faggot slippers

by bobjones102030 March 22, 2010

shipper angst

Contrived and torturously convoluted writing of a TV show’s characters’ relationships, done simply for the sake of interjecting more ‘drama’ into the series.

Shipper angst typically includes elements of lose, conflict, jealousy, and both real and perceived infidelities, that adversely affect and influence the thoughts and actions the show’s characters. While these elements are standard ingredients of good drama, their overuse is unmistakable evidence of the kind of hack writing that reduces TV series drama to mere melodrama.

I stopped watching ‘Battlestar Galactica’ in the middle of the third season. I just couldn’t stand watching any more of that silly shipper angst.

by AuntyMouse April 10, 2009

slippery melon

A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.

That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!

That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.

Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.

by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017

Slippery lizard

When you're having sex with a girl in the shower from behind, you pull out and shove your penis up her ass. Out of shock she tries to climb away like a slippery lizard up the wall

Yo bro, I gave my girlfriend a slippery lizard last night

by Pickled0nion August 3, 2018

stripper skip

The little skip a stripper does in high heel shoes before getting on the pole.

Did you see Wendy on her talk show ? Yea. She always does that stripper skip when she is walking to her chair.

by RE Dean. May 4, 2018

One sipper

The act of chugging or downing a glass of beer rapidly in one motion

Steve did six one sippers at the bar last night.

by D Death May 25, 2013

Velvet Slipper

A bodily cavity that feels like velvet, and is very slippery. Typically a punani, but occasionally something even more slippery.

I put my tongue inside Ashalea's Velvet Slipper and she kissed her bad mood goodbye. Thank god, she was acting like a total bitch.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019