steamboat museum

The place/time when a person becomes sexually active.

Person: "I'm off to the steamboat museum!"
Other Person: "Excuse me?"
Person: "I'm about to become a man...."

by blackpanties May 1, 2011

Colorado Steamboot

When you’ve snowboarding all day and your toes are cold so you drop a log in each boot to keep warm.

Luke and I got stuck up on nipple from some avi danger so we preformed Colorado Steamboot to keep warm.

by VictorAR December 30, 2021

s.e. portland steambath

Leaving a rugged crap in the bowl after a hot shower in the one bathroom for one of three roommates.

I ran into Joanie's 's.e. Portland steambath,' while getting ready for work this morning. I'm taxing her two Humm kombuchas.

by Drumscrubby February 17, 2017

bolivian steamboat

the enraged act of shitting in someones pool, spa, or water feature.....if properly achieved the shit should float across the surface, giving off a plume of steam that packs an harrasing odur

the pensioner collapsed to his knees twitching, while having flashbacks to vietnam, for even the war had not prepared him for what awaited him in his beloved fish pond....he looked into the eye of the beast, it stared back..plumes of steam rising into the air....he would never know who did the deed....all he knew was someone had the first attack of many to come.....the dreaded bolivian steamboat....no fish scoop would ever take down this deamon

by the devious T August 4, 2006

steamboating

having sex with a girl doggy-style in the pool, in deep enough water that she has to keep paddling to stay afloat.

"I was in the pool with Catherine, and we ended up steamboating! The huffing and puffing when she ran out of breath only made it better!"

by Sinker23 May 28, 2006

Steamboated

The term for when you've consumed that much alcohol you think you can actually see Bob Marley in a hula skirt singing 'Baby it's cold outside'. The highest state of intoxication.

Jo: I went to a house party last night and necked a bottle of tequila. I was steamboated.
Bob: Good Times.
Jo: Yeah, til I thought my boyfriend was getting off with the wall and i battered it, and broke four fingers.
Bob: Bad times.

by GlewbyDoo_x April 29, 2009

A Stella Staab

A person who is often mistaken as a goddess. A Stella Staab is a way of describing a girl who is thought to be perfect. Boys think she is irresistible. She is smart and caring, however does not think highly of herself and is very down to earth. Shes is affectionate and if she has a boy friend at the time, he sees himself as the luckiest man alive.

Boyfriends fall so inlove with her and instantly want to spend the rest of their lives with her.

Bob: Wow that girl is a Stella Staab
Smandrew: I know, shes the girl of my dreams

by Andrellion July 16, 2009