Greek Salad with Sprouts

A sexual act in which a man, upon ejaculating onto his lover's face, immediately rips off a handful of his own pubic hair and throws it onto the semen-covered facial area.

Rafe said that sea donkey likes it rough ... so he buckled down and gave her a Greek Salad with Sprouts.

by Dear Burt February 5, 2009

brussel sprouts

Somethings kids like Nuncio eat

Nuncio: YUMMY BRUSSEL SPROUTS! MMMMMMMM!!!!
Gangster: Imma kick yo fat little *ss for sayin that!
Nuncio: YUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!
Gangster: You gonna get it!

*gangster shoots Nuncio*

by tilatequilafan January 11, 2008

Dick Sprouts

Sprouts on a dick
Used in weebl

"That pie is poop"
"oh dick sprouts!"

by sawnkdiddlequank April 11, 2005

Brussels sprouts

The condition of your pubic hairs, two days after having a vigorous shave. The brussel spouts give an unwanted poke to movements of the body parts,giving an irritated feeling.

Eric: Why are you walking so funny dude?
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.

by Nick and Tim February 13, 2008

alfalfa sprouts

When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth

AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"

DB: "What dude?"

AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."

by Katharsis September 12, 2009

Ball Sprouts

Pubic hair growing out of your balls.

I want to shave off my ball sprouts, but I'm scared I'll cut my balls and my testicles will fall out

by ghostlyt August 4, 2014

Trusle Sprouts

A projectile originating from the anal orifice of The Truslenator at speeds of up to 69mph!
WARNING!
Theses Trusle Sprouts are covered in Trusle Butter and are highly corrosive!

Oh No, we must run to the top tree and back before The Truslenator covers us with his Trusle Sprouts

by Matty8472 June 21, 2015