spammers

The fucking largest unorganized group of professional assholes since the Red Guards, Spammers are a blight upon the Internet and must be killed on sight. They are easy to distinguish from normal, respectable people in that they often look like a white 20-something year-old high school dropout, and are almost constantly surrounded in a visibly thick cloud of pot smoke. They enjoy filling Internet users' inboxes with messages demanding that they enlarge their penis as soon as humanly possible, offering them $25million dollars if they reveal their bank account or credit card number, etc. No one has any fucking idea how they make ANY kind of profit from these rediculous business practices. The only thing that I can think of is that these morons occasionally mail some Internet newbie or AOL user who actually responds to these messages in hopes of getting the advertised product, but instead recieves a bottle of painted skittles or a letter informing them that their bank account has been completely empty.

Spammers embody almost everything that is wrong with the Internet and deserve nothing short of being beaten to death with a Mideval flail weapon.

by C-can November 2, 2003

Samer

Someone who wears the carpet out while holding a can of coke and arguing with people on subject matters they have little to no real world experience in.

Dude! I'm trying to work. Leave me alone and stop being such a Samer

by qwastyx February 26, 2015

Samer

Buff man with large male parts. Very attractive with a lot of charisma. He is the definition of alpha male!

Did you see those parts? They are so big; they're like Samer's! :O

by Big man from japan June 8, 2011

Religious spammers

Trolls on the internet who go around on various websites such as Yahoo Answers, Amazon, Sodahead, Facebook and every other message board.

They typically give bad reviews to books that do not support their theology, leave nasty comments one any blogs that do not match their theology, and answer questions about beliefs they are against with the intent on ridiculing them.

Religious spammers:

Amazon Book review for "Christian Universalism: Gods Good news for all people".

Review: I have been looking for a book that represents Universalism in a biblical way - that will convince me. This isn't it. There are many references that have an Eastern religious feel, and they made me feel cautious. Not a book that I would recommend to "prove" Universalism beliefs to another believer. I wasn't even persuaded by it. In fact it left me questioning such...

C. Romaella says:
If you're looking for a book that presents universalism in a biblical way, you will NEVER find it because that is the opposite of the Bible's message.

Another review for the book: Don't buy this book. The author doesn't have a leg to stand on Biblically, as he can state a few true cases of mistranslations from the King James that support universalism,

C. Romaella says:
No author can "present" heretical ideas in a way that convinces a spirit-indwelt believer.

Wait a second? didnt this dipshit just leave that same comment twice?

by Jerry1341 May 12, 2010

spamvertisement

(N) A SPAM message that has been posted in a realtime chatroom by someone (usually a guest to that chatroom) that advertises another chatroom.

1. "I heard that wolfgurl325 got banned from #NarutoWorldRP for posting a spamvertisement."

by meowfox of doom January 15, 2007

samer

Samer is a male name in Arabic.
It can also mean hottie, or someone you want to sex.

Dude lets go check out that Samer.

by Mrsamerhilton September 26, 2006

same samer

a copycat or unoriginal person

Did you see what the same samer wore for halloween this year?

I can't believe i trusted her with my ideas...she's gone and done a same samer on me after all!

by GIADA D. March 7, 2007