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by 32121 December 21, 2017

Snarfing the pooper

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.

"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."

by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014

starting shit with a starterkit

Slang for when someone provokes a situation that they are bad or inferior in with a superior person or group, especially when it's in very over-the-top, easy-to-tell proportions.

Scrawny Dude: "I'll drop you any day. Square up!"

Heavyweight Champion: "O_O"

Spectator: "LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Spectator #2: "u srs brah?"

Spectator #3: "HE'S GONNA NEED SOME MILK!"

Spectator #4: "Starting shit with a starterkit XD"

by wane the wordwaker August 30, 2016

snarling dragon

This is actually an old english sport. it is when a man is getting head and right before he blows his load he crams the bitches head down on his cock and when she chokes on all the semen she blows it out her nostrils and makes a sound kind of like kenny g's saxophone

I say ol chap, that game of snarling dragon was splendiferous i had semen dripping for months!

by nut n butt June 27, 2004

snorting dragon

When you get oral sex from a woman and you finish inside of her mouth. now she has to swallow and upon swallowing, you must punch her in the chest so that she will cough. the desired effect is to make her cough up the semen and some of it will come out of her nose, therefore the "snorting dragon" reference.

"I gave a prostitute a snorting dragon because she charged too much."

by viet peter May 5, 2006

slarting

Sleep farting

When a loud farticle escapes a sleeping body at night unbeknownst to said body as it is deeply asleep.

"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"

by omidog November 2, 2013

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010