Professor of Smegmatics

A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.

"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics

by leventhowa February 21, 2004

smegmamatous

From the root Smegma, adjective meaning vile and repulsive.

To be in the presence of my boss at today's team meeting was smegmamatous after he gave me a double thumbs-up for covering his ass.

by Ziggy Blonde September 30, 2011

Stepmania

A Game in which you move your feet as the arrows scroll up on screen :-D

Also known as "The Dance Dance Revolution Emulator"

Hey I spend my evenings playing StepMania

by Matthew1471 September 13, 2003

smegmalian

A person, male or female, that never washes their love- thing which causes it to be caked in smeg and it therefore issues a vile cheese stench transforming them into a smegmailian.

''Darling'' , said my wife,''that tramp has not had a bath for many a long month, his cock must be rancid'' ''Yes dear , he is a Smegmalian''

by blorkes December 14, 2008

Smegmadilla

A smegmadilla is a food item primarily consisting of hot, melty smegma in between two fresh tortillas. It can only be produced by those without the fresh cut.

P1: My dad just made me a quesadilla that tasted funny.
P2: isn't your dad uncircumcised? That was probably a smegmadilla.

by XxBallLicker76xX March 24, 2022

smegmata

The phenomenon of unexplained piercings appearing on the scrotum, as if inflicted by some divine presence.

Holy shit dude, you've got smegmata!

by smegmaaaa November 8, 2007

Smegmarized

Entranced by hideous genitals.

Dude, your dick cheese has me smegmarized!

by ThorninmyPride December 21, 2010