Smedge

a mystical creature that can be seen only when blinking, usually seen scurrying in a diaper

can you smell the smedge

by Flim July 25, 2008

smedium

Any size of clothing that appears to be way too tight and is contoured or form fitting to the body.

That douchebag must have went shopping in the smedium collar popped section.

Thank god that girl got a smedium top or we would never be able to see her muffin top.

Are those meggings or are they just a smedium pair of jeans?

by bigredsfod December 18, 2010

Seaman Smedlock

The name used to represent all "bad" sailors in the U.S. Navy, especially when you don't want to give away their name or don't remember it.

And then I walked in and found Seaman Smedlock performing a human vacuum on another guy smoking marijuana in the Radar Department.

by QbanSnowman November 16, 2005

Smedley

Slang of US Marine Corps for someone who handles simple jobs for a superior. One working in the role of a butler.

Smedley is a play on words that comes from Smedley Butler, a Marine hero who was a Major General and won two Congressional Medals of Honor.

He was the General’s Smedley with duties that included laying out uniforms and being the General’s driver.

by hayti66#2 April 19, 2011

smedberg

Requires at least 9 bare chested men with bow ties and top hats to do a kick line.

I hear they're going to do a smedberg tonight at the show.

by waxycolorsticks February 5, 2010

Smedley

Usually a last name for some people, These people are usually insanely nice, caring, loyal, and responsible and don't treat girls like shit but actually care for them and over-think everything nearly everything people say to them.

Smedley your so sweet your like the nicest guy ever!

by Hurc July 17, 2011

Smedium

Mostly t-shirts worn by douch-nozzle tools that are way to small to appear bigger when in fact makes them look gayer!!

Bob had to go get a new Smedium tee for himself ,for he spilled part of his delish pb and j on his favorite one!! day ruined!!

by laughing skull July 10, 2009