For a man, the act of inserting his own penis into his anus. For most of them, it's would be satisfying to do, but there's a tiny lack of length, so they use another "shopping cart unlocker", a friend's one for example.
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by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022
Get the Miami shopping cart mug.WARNING: THIS ACT SHOULD SHALL NOT BE ATTEMPTED IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL ACT THAT IF PHYSICALLY RE-ENACTED, WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO YOUR FORCED DEPARTURE OF YOUR LOCAL MARKET, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR GROCERY STORE PURCHASES.
Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.
Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.
Old Lady: Oi! I saw you try and take that kielbasa! You, you, you. . . Cart Shopper! Now go on and get yourself some mayonnaaaaiiise!
Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*
Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?
Cartshopper: *nods*
Cashier: ROFL
Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*
Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?
Cartshopper: *nods*
Cashier: ROFL
by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011
Get the Cart Shopping mug.When someone fills their shopping cart with more items than they have money for. Then when they get to the register they keep asking for the subtotal or removing items until the price comes down to whatever money they have. These people tend to have no regard for causing the line to back up a wasting inordinate amounts of time.
Jerry: This Lady is crazy. Her bill was $500. She's already removed enough items to bring it down to $100 and she STILL doesn't have enough money.
Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!
Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!
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