schmacky

Noun--The act of peeing into one's own mouth.

Origins: This act is a standard fraternity hazing ritual within the local chapter of a national fraternity at a small southern California university. Onomatopoetic in nature, "schmacky" approximates the sound of a pledge attempting to say the name of the fraternity's founder with a mouthful of urine.

The pad thai was so hot that, with no access to other beverages, Tad was forced to pull a schmacky.

schmacky by peterkin March 19, 2009

schmack 

When you smack someone for a legitimate reason, but social norms still see you as assaulting someone, eg, Sean Connery saying it's okay to slap women who have done wrong to him, or a recent event in Brooklyn Heights where a man slapped a parent in a Starbucks for being a bad parent.

*child running around a Starbucks*

Man 1: Hey dude, control your kid. He just knocked a coffee out of my hand.

Man 2: Bro, I'm waiting for my latte! Hold on!

Man 1: Bitch, don't get schmaked.

Man 2: shut up!

*Man 1 Delivers a Schmack on Man 2*

Barista: I'm callin the cops!

schmack by King Pontus December 11, 2009

schlackin

The act of doing whatever the fuck you want ñigguah.

Tbe and I were schlackin our asses off last night.

schlackin by bemeuser69 December 20, 2015

schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

schacking off by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014

Pain Schmain 

The jewish way of saying "hurting"

Mostletoff!! Fuck that Pain schmain

Pain Schmain by Jonny December 28, 2004

Schmeckie in the dreidel 

The Yiddish version of Dick in a box.

First, cut a hole in a dreidel, next put your schmeckie in the dreidel .

Schmeckie in the dreidel by tirtle December 5, 2018

Schmickle schmackle 

You can use this word for someone very attractive and hot.

Yo look at that dude he is totally schmickle schmackle

Schmickle schmackle by piunut July 4, 2020