F.I.B's

Fucking Illinois Bastard

They should make north I-94 a toll road so we can collect some money from those F.I.B's who come up here every summer and act like they own the place.

by Bulldog August 2, 2007

B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.

Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!

by jeru411 May 28, 2013

F.R.B's

F.R.B's stands for Free Range Boobies. Just like free range chickens the girls allow their boobs to be roaming freely under loose shirts.

Hay dude! Look at the major nipple reaction (MNR) on those F.R.B's. Must be the summer breeze.

by SupaMD July 28, 2007

S.M.F.B.

Super Mother Fucker Bitch (S.M.F.B)

Song by Miyavi who is a Visual Kei Japanese Rock Singer

The song S.M.F.B. is in the album Torture by Miyavi

by iEros October 15, 2010

f.i.b.s

Fucking Illinois Bastards...Very supid and ignorant people from illinois especially from chicago who think that because of them wisconsin is still around.They drive like a maniac @ home and like grandma up in god's country(WI). All fibs are just complete idiots and i can't stand them.

Let's go up snowmobiling this weekend
ok but we will have to deal with all the f.i.b.s
i know but we can kick thier asses if they talk shit

by lkjhyfkh April 29, 2008

F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.

PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009

F.B.N.S

Abreviation for 'Fat Boy Not Slim'
Derived from the popular DJ Fat Boy Slim and referrs to an overwieght boy. (or he/she)

Jess: OMG there's F.B.N.S!
Rosie: Who?
Jess: You know, that fat kid who looks like a rhino!
Rosie: shit! run before he eats us!!!! :O

by Rosie_xx February 5, 2007