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F.b.f.s. 

Fat bitch fucking spree. This is when you go to your brother nicks house and call up some fat chicks on your cousin Ryan's phone and cordially invite them to a FBFS.

The kicker is when your laying there on your brothers water bed with a migraine and they send you this fat bitch named Tiffany to fuck on your brother's waterbed
U wanna come to this f.b.f.s.
Tonight , bitch?
Urban Dictionary Merch
F.B.F.S. is an acronym for "Fat Bitch Fugue State"
A state achieved when one is repeatedly, absentmindedly, and compulsively indulging in "fat bitch" (i.e. gluttonous) behavior while preparing or ordering food
Wait do I WANT to add ranch to these nachos? Or am I just in an F.B.F.S.?
F.B.F.S. by FBFS queen February 11, 2026

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d. 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

Y.B.F.S. 

Younger Brother Fat Syndrome. This syndrome affects younger brothers, especially youngest brothers in a family with all boy siblings, that are significantly heavier than their older brothers.
Did you see Johnny's younger brother waddling out of McDonald's? He's Twice the size of Johnny! What a case of Y.B.F.S.

Did you see Andrew's brother with YBFS fall down? He's so heavy he couldn't even get back up! He just rolled on his back like a turtle until some fire fighters came and helped to lift him back up!
Y.B.F.S. by Dr. STOP YBFS March 5, 2011

l.b.f.s.w.c.m

Lets be friends so we can make out (insert lip biting emoji)
It's always "hi" but never "l.b.f.s.w.c.m"
l.b.f.s.w.c.m by Ravennnnnn April 28, 2021
Blue Face Syndrome:

noun:
The loss of control over technology in one's life characterized by a strong sense of reliance upon said technology by the person(s); The name refer's to the ambient light reflection on one's face when utilizing a phone/laptop/t.v./etc. in social scenario's (bar, movie, etc.).
All the people in this bar have B.F.S.! They need to stop living in the digital world and get down!
B.F.S. by acetek February 14, 2012
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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