jerkin' off so much your dick gets red and sore.............. as seen in the venture bros. , I believe this definition seems the most true of them all.
HOOKER: A rusty venture is when u ....... and then you....and then jerk them off with the poo.
BROCK SAMSON: That's not a rusty venture..... A rusty venture is when u jerk it so much it gets red and unusable
BROCK SAMSON: That's not a rusty venture..... A rusty venture is when u jerk it so much it gets red and unusable
by twenty-four November 25, 2010
Get the A Rusty Venturemug. As per Brock Samson of The Venture Bros. in the episode Operation P.R.O.M., when a guy masturbates so much that his penis becomes red, raw and sore.
by Meatbaal November 26, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug. by MADD415 November 26, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug. When you take a girl to a big dinner, and make her pay for it but don't let her to to the bathroom. Take her home for anal sex and cum all over her back. Then eat it without using your hands.
by evil_nirvana_x November 26, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug. A sexual act involving penetrating the anus with some object (such as a penis, a fist, or a turkey baster). When pulling the object out of the anus, fecal matter comes out, and one of the participants eats the fecal matter and any bodily fluids that accompany it.
Or alternatively, masturbating so often that the penis turns bright pink or red.
Or alternatively, masturbating so often that the penis turns bright pink or red.
by TeaseAllMen November 24, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug. When you jerk off so hard and often that your genitals stay red for extended periods of time. This forces you to seek an ailment and or a softer means of pleasuring yourself.
Boss: "I really need to start hiring more women to hold positions of importance in my company. I just can't afford to have one of the gents come down with a bad case of Rusty Venture and stop showing up at work."
by Big China November 26, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug. by MasterShake1989 November 24, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug.