Rusty Venture

When a man jerks off so many times, his penis becomes irratated and red

I didn't have anything to do this weekend and ended up getting a rusty venture

by MasterShake1989 November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is a straight move. It's when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can. And then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick. So, right when your about to get off you take it out and you blow shit on her back. That's the Rusty part. The Venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.

Boom! Right out of the gate you ask for a Rusty Venture. That is bold my friend, qudos.

by Guild Henchman 2 (VB) November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

A poo-poo handjob.

This character name first appeared as numerous grotesque sexual acts in the 4th season finale of The Venture Bros. , Episode 16, 'Operation P.R.O.M.

That chick was so weird...she actually asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture!

by Triana Orpheus November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so hard and often that your genitals stay red for extended periods of time. This forces you to seek an ailment and or a softer means of pleasuring yourself.

Boss: "I really need to start hiring more women to hold positions of importance in my company. I just can't afford to have one of the gents come down with a bad case of Rusty Venture and stop showing up at work."

by Big China November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

A sexual term from The Venture Bros. animated series which is said to be a name for "when you jerk off so much that your dick gets all red and sore".

If you constantly masterbate, you will end up with a Rusty Venture.

by Bloodygenesis November 25, 2010

Rusty venture

The Definition of a Rusty Venture is highly disputed, but the first Rusty Venture took place in a young boys room. A Rusty Venture is when you jerk off too much and your Junk turns red.

The boy soon realized the mistake giving himself a Rusty Venture.

by RustyTimes November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

A sex act during which a male engages in anal intercourse with a man or woman, and then attempts to explore other body parts on his partner with his penis while there is still fecal matter on it.

I had so much shit smeared between my tits from that Rusty Venture you gave me last night!

by Dr. Mrs. The Green Man November 25, 2010