rub one out

masturbate. literally, rub until you orgasm.

also known as "rub it out"

Damn, that made me really horny. I'm gonna have to go rub one out.

by Noelle March 14, 2003

Rub the Button

It is another term for female masturbations.

"What's Kim doing tonight?" "I don't know...she said she was going to stay home and rub the button."

by Chad October 18, 2004

Rub Whore

A woman that frequently asks any male within range for a neck or back rub. The unsuspecting male thinks it's a precusor to an intimate encounter, when in fact they're just looking for a free massage. Lot's of dweebs think that they're going to get laid when a girl asks them for a rub when in actuality, their hands go numb and they can't even relieve themselves.

Watch out dude, Donna's hot, but she's a total rub whore.

by cocknabox November 17, 2010

rub out the easy one

jerking off before a date when your sure your goin to get laid so you dont blow your load too soon during sex

I'm going to go and rub out the easy one before I go out with Jessica.

by yugocar May 4, 2006

Rub the Hay

(aka "rub the haystack")The act of one sexual partner rubbing the hairs between the balls (or vagoona) and the anus, in order to achieve sexual pleasure. May be combined with a hand-/blowjob for ultimate satisfaction.

Damn, bro, my girlfriend was super kinky last night. She played a game of "stroke the needle and rub the haystack" and it was top notch.

by deryl streep January 8, 2013

rub some dirt on it

To rub dirt inside a wound in order to help the blood clot. Also used as an expression telling someone to get over any physical injury or other pain.

Jimmy broke his leg? Tell him to rub some dirt on it and get back on the court!

by Superslayer May 10, 2010

Rub The Wrong Way

To annoy or irritate somebody. The saying refers to rubbing an animal/cats fur the wrong way, but means to piss somebody off.

1. I have to say, that president Dubya really rubs me the wrong way!
2. Those teenybopper Stinkin Park fans always rub me the wrong way
3. Sometimes I rub people the wrong way

by Nigel Tufnel February 3, 2005