The Great Revision

The idea that Norman "Nick" rewrites his own history if he ever wants to forget something that happened in the past and doesn't want to talk about it. He will take all the embarrassing and low points of his life and just simply forget about them. Basically, if he doesn't remember it, then it didn't happen. The crazy part is that in his mind, the said event actually didn't happen because he has this crazy ability to just wipe everything out of his mind so he genuinely thinks he's right but in reality everyone else remembers except him. If you try to press him and bring up something that he wiped out, then he will fuck you up and accuse you of projecting. If Norman "Nick" don't want it to be a part of his life, then he just gonna go ahead and forget about it, it's pretty simple.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you remember when you were talking about your future with 160 and talking about how many kids you wanted to have with her?
Norman "Nick": Dude what the actual fuck are you talking about idiot? That shit literally never happened.
*Ray Naker knows this shit happened but he gotta gaslight the situation*
Ray Naker: Yo wtf, Henry are you deadass? Norman "Nick" that shit happened?
Henry: Yes, dude does nobody else remember this? I swear this happened
Norman "Nick": Dude, you're actually a fucking idiot. Dude, it's your fucking stupid ass memory, dude, Ray, you know this dude's memory is absolute shit and he just be making shit up.
Ray Naker: Nah nah, that's 100% facts, yo Henry don't be saying shit unless you actually got proof bruh, we can't trust nothing you say when it comes to your memory.
Henry: Dude no, we just witnessed The Great Revision

by TurnM3Up December 24, 2021

Revision

Something you should be doing as your exams are tomorrow. But instead you're procrastinating by looking at revision tips on YouTube and not actually doing anything.

Mum: Have you done revision today?

You: yeah, i did some *insert subject you did a week ago*

by Hyperainbow December 31, 2018

light revision

revising while watching various uplifting YouTube clips, texting as well as occasionally checking your tumblr dashboard.

It's usually followed by deep regret.

(founder:Pennyroyall)

Wow Dela and Taposhi are the queens of light revision.

by delpenny June 4, 2014

Twin Tea Kettle (revision)

when a man is back to back with his wife and sticks his thumb up his own asshole while sticking his index finger up her asshole ( same hand ) as they both finger fuck/jerk themselves off

Dick and Jane were bored at home so a little twin tea kettle (revision) action livend up their night

by Boo Koo Dinero May 30, 2018

revisionary

The wiping of residual fecal matter from one's anus long after the initial wiping has occured. Usually triggered by the awkward feeling of an undergarment sticking inside the anal crack.

After feeling unclean and seeing a large skid mark in my underpants, I decided it was time for a revisionary. I felt so much better afterwards.

by Tommy Jameson March 18, 2004

revisionist racism

The practice of using historical dates and facts out of context with the intent to negatively impact public opinion about members of particular religious or minority groups. Especially relevant when the dates or historical events used occurred more than 250 years in the past.

The Renee Elmer's ad against the community center in New York doesn't make a convincing argument, it's just revisionist racism.

I don't understand why Turkey hasn't been allowed to join the EU, most of the arguments I've heard are based more in revisionist racism than fact.

by snickersnak September 26, 2010

revision

going to malta on holiday to work on your "revision".. ie, tan in the sunshine

A: did you do any revision this holiday at all?

B: yeah totally, check out my tan lines!

by catbabyyyy May 17, 2011