Runched

When you feel like you need to take a piss but can’t and get really frustrated.

Dude, I was runched last night. It was terrible.

by Kid Uzis April 17, 2020

ranched out

the state of feeling after consuming too much ranch.

sam is feeling ranched out after chili’s.

by bugerboi101 January 6, 2022

roached

when a girl is fucked for three pumps

oh my god, justin roached me tonight!!

by jose gonzalez April 3, 2005

Roached

When a teacher "roasts" you in front of a class.

Teacher: Oh come on stop talking about his massive head
Class: GET ROACHED!!!!

by JokersToxin September 20, 2016

roached

High on marijuana (derived from "roach", "roach clip", etc).

Don't pay any attention to Stew when he's acting like this. You know he's roached.

by MAGGALO January 13, 2004

roached

West of Scotland slang for an extremely ugly person. Also applicable to bad smells. See also hacket/hackitt

"Eyy man, yur burd's puer roached!"

"S'at Cool Watters yur wearin'? It smells roached!"

by kingpingu February 10, 2006

Roached

Verb - To be prodded in an orifice, either figuratively or nonfiguratively. This is useally done behind a computer by one who is really a little girl with a big mouth and no gaul. Can cause dry skin and rashes.

past tense - OH MY GOD DUDE, what happend to the back of your pants? Did you get Roached?

by Genocide January 18, 2004