Syrian Rodent Bath

A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.

I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath

by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023

prophylactic rodent

a punk band from Altlanta, GA

"Dude... Let's go to the Prophylactic Rodent concert."

by ghylsain is a faggot September 16, 2003

Cum Guzzling Rodent

A cum Guzzling Rodent is a name that You can call someone. Its rude and obnoxious but is great for when someones yelling at you. If you call the a Cum Guzzling Rodent, they are guaranteed to laugh, and you probably will too.

You are such a Cum Guzzling Rodent!

Shut up you Cum Guzzling Rodent!

by sarahisthebestpersonintheworld November 27, 2012

Super Rodent

The rodentious being of immense political power. The strongest individual of the Rodentious Order. Also known as L_o.

Have you met the Super Rodent yet?
No, but I am a devout member of the Rodentious Order.

by Super Cheddar May 14, 2024

Rodent Tendencies

Someone who plays or acts like a rodent. Described as scared, cowers away immediatley when danger is in sight, but then comes out to swoop in on the reward when no consequences are in sight.

*playing a battle royale*
*gets a kill after a near death experience*
*boom*
*killed by some random guy crounching around a corner*
THESE RODENT TENDENCIES PLAYERS MAAAAAAANNNN!!!!

by On meyy January 30, 2022

de-rodentize

Get rid of pests (such as mice, rats or other small vermin) from a home, place of business or other dwelling place.

I put in a request to our Maintenance Dept. to de-rodentize the back part of our building.

by Buella Bifocals December 1, 2023

Blue sprint rodent

How i type sonic

Someone:sonic. me: blue sprint rodent.

by DECEAR CLEAR DOWN EGG September 25, 2019