a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you're going to type it then you can't get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.
by vapegod420 June 21, 2015
The femine counterpart of a Danger wank.
It is a form of masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught, Increasing the thrill by trying to finish flicking ones bean before you are caught.It must be done whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your Mother,father, priest, nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael or Germaine Greere
Can be categorised as an extreme form of masturbating
It is a form of masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught, Increasing the thrill by trying to finish flicking ones bean before you are caught.It must be done whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your Mother,father, priest, nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael or Germaine Greere
Can be categorised as an extreme form of masturbating
I was watching sex and the city and doing other girlish thigs like painting my nails,gossiping to my pillow friends and organising my shoe collection by colour, order of preference and smell. I started to get a bit horny doing this and i started thinking of that absoulute ride off the telly, Terry Wogan and how I would love to be spit roasted by him and Parky. I started to touch my self in waht my german teacher calls die frau garten. I called down to my dad to ask him to come up to me, to have a bit of a risky flick and climax before he got here.
by ggb1987 February 4, 2009
Sorta like "I dare you" but you can't back down from it. ever. Once stated it the objective MUST be completed without hesistancy.
Although, once completed you are safe for the next time someone calls "Risky Rat" on you.
Also, if in a limb breaking situation it may not be comepleted dependant on the size of the balls of the person to complete said mission.
Another condition is, if you are walking past someone and somebody says "risky rat" the person it is said to will have to do something to the people walking past.. anything goes.
Although, once completed you are safe for the next time someone calls "Risky Rat" on you.
Also, if in a limb breaking situation it may not be comepleted dependant on the size of the balls of the person to complete said mission.
Another condition is, if you are walking past someone and somebody says "risky rat" the person it is said to will have to do something to the people walking past.. anything goes.
Guy 1: "Theres a massive shit in the middle of the road"
Guy 2: "Dare you to throw it at a house"
Guy 1: "Nah screw you"
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "Up yours...."
*Guy 1 proceeds to pick up the dookie and throw it at a house"
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Guy 1: "Dare you to jump ontop of an oncoming car"
Guy 2: "No thanks"
Guy 1: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 2: "It's too dangerous!!!"
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Guy 1: "Look at those nerds..."
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "AHAH I DID IT LAST TIME"
Guy 2: "Shit"
Guy 2: "Dare you to throw it at a house"
Guy 1: "Nah screw you"
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "Up yours...."
*Guy 1 proceeds to pick up the dookie and throw it at a house"
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Guy 1: "Dare you to jump ontop of an oncoming car"
Guy 2: "No thanks"
Guy 1: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 2: "It's too dangerous!!!"
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Guy 1: "Look at those nerds..."
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "AHAH I DID IT LAST TIME"
Guy 2: "Shit"
by Naynae&Cloister- December 11, 2009
The act of going commando to a Mexican restaurant and ordering spicy food. The risk being that when and if you poop yourself, you will have no buffer of protection for your pants.
Last wednesday day I pulled a risky ramirez down at Pancheros.
Matt's failed attempt at a risky ramirez left him soiled and embarrased as he ran out of Del Taco.
Matt's failed attempt at a risky ramirez left him soiled and embarrased as he ran out of Del Taco.
by michfoot2011 February 11, 2011
A sexual manuver usually preformed with spite. First, one jams their hand in the womans mouth and procedes to punch her in the stomach while screaming his/her own name.
by Con-Artist March 10, 2005
The diametric opposite of whiskey dick. This dick is always ready for action and, thus, poses danger for all those who cross its path.
"Hey Kristin, you should go over and talk to that guy over there." "I dont know, do you think I should? He's got Risky Dick written all over him."
by Nosack69 February 23, 2017
boner at an awkward moment, like when you wake up at your grandparents house after sleeping on the couch. risky boners also happen while participating in sports. sitting in a desk at school an getting up an the teacher asks what do you have in your pocket? risky boners are the bad ones, be careful.
by RSimer2 December 30, 2011