Risky Rat

Sorta like "I dare you" but you can't back down from it. ever. Once stated it the objective MUST be completed without hesistancy.

Although, once completed you are safe for the next time someone calls "Risky Rat" on you.

Also, if in a limb breaking situation it may not be comepleted dependant on the size of the balls of the person to complete said mission.

Another condition is, if you are walking past someone and somebody says "risky rat" the person it is said to will have to do something to the people walking past.. anything goes.

Guy 1: "Theres a massive shit in the middle of the road"
Guy 2: "Dare you to throw it at a house"
Guy 1: "Nah screw you"
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "Up yours...."
*Guy 1 proceeds to pick up the dookie and throw it at a house"

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Guy 1: "Dare you to jump ontop of an oncoming car"
Guy 2: "No thanks"
Guy 1: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 2: "It's too dangerous!!!"

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Guy 1: "Look at those nerds..."
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "AHAH I DID IT LAST TIME"
Guy 2: "Shit"

by Naynae&Cloister- December 10, 2009

Risky Ramirez

The act of going commando to a Mexican restaurant and ordering spicy food. The risk being that when and if you poop yourself, you will have no buffer of protection for your pants.

Last wednesday day I pulled a risky ramirez down at Pancheros.

Matt's failed attempt at a risky ramirez left him soiled and embarrased as he ran out of Del Taco.

by michfoot2011 February 28, 2011

Risky Susan

A sexual manuver usually preformed with spite. First, one jams their hand in the womans mouth and procedes to punch her in the stomach while screaming his/her own name.

I pulled a risky susan on Patrick last night because he rattlesnaked my bed.

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

risky dry humping

This involves a guy rubbing his penis against a woman's vagina to orgasm while both are nude, without the penis gaining entry. It's supposed to have some risk of pregnancy due to possible cum entry.

We really didn't go all the way; we only engaged in some risky dry humping. It was delicious.

by Big Sky Heidi October 15, 2010

Risky Dick

The diametric opposite of whiskey dick. This dick is always ready for action and, thus, poses danger for all those who cross its path.

"Hey Kristin, you should go over and talk to that guy over there." "I dont know, do you think I should? He's got Risky Dick written all over him."

by Nosack69 February 22, 2017

risky boner

boner at an awkward moment, like when you wake up at your grandparents house after sleeping on the couch. risky boners also happen while participating in sports. sitting in a desk at school an getting up an the teacher asks what do you have in your pocket? risky boners are the bad ones, be careful.

John had a court date, he didnt want a risky boner while he was there.

by RSimer2 December 30, 2010

The Risky Jerk

The risky jerk is a very dangerous, ballsy move. You must stand next to your parent's bed while they are sleeping, and masterbate. You must complete all the way till release. The riskyness is doing this next the head of your sleeping parents, they could wake at any moment.

DUDE! I tryed to do the risky jerk but my dad woke up half way through and cut it off!

by Johnny Donn July 20, 2008