The Refund

This is a multi-step act in which you take a dump (said turd must be firm) and insert the turd into your lover's ass. Lover will then shit out the turd, which you then stick in his/her mouth, causing the subject to vomit the turd amongst other fluids.

After eating a hearty meal of cornbread and steak, Don gave Tim The REFUND, resulting in a severe staph infection for his son Tim. He's such a slut.

by Pablo Honey October 13, 2006

redunditis

A chronic deficiency of employment prospects in your current job, resulting in heightened levels of not giving a fuck and responding to everything with extra spice and / or snippines

Poor Ben has got a severe case of redunditis....you should have seen his email response to Jennifer. He's being a real cunt to everyone lately

by ElMajo December 6, 2018

iowa refund

Iowa Refund - when someone has a very corny bowel movement on their partner(s)

I got so wasted last night I think I did an Iowa Refund

by civeroy August 8, 2018

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.

Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003

Rotund

Adjective,: to be round in stature, unable to see testicles while standing upright, grotesque in physical appearance due to layers of fat on body

The Raw and Uncut is rotund to the point where gastric bypass surgery would do nothing to help his physical limitations. In fact, there is no known cure to date that would subside his rotundness.

by Dbells November 12, 2008

Department of Redundancy Department

A phrase, statement, or otherwise form of communication that is Redundant, repeated to the point of annoying, or rephrased as to where it means the same thing..

My boss just got back from the Department of Redundancy Department, hes telling me of all his exploits and my wrong doings.

by Sovereign Story January 12, 2008

tijuana refund

When you hire a prostitute, then kill her and get your money back.

I had to wait to meet Gay Tony to pay him the money I owed him, so I picked up a hooker and pulled a Tijuana refund.

by Thewanderer December 7, 2014