retirement home

The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.

"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."

Heartbeat monitor goes dead...

"Oh dang..."

by Chang Tan December 29, 2004

The Regiment

Nickname for the SAS, only used by soldiers in it. If anyone else uses it, they're a knob.

I couldn't tell him I was in The Regiment. To the Iraqis, we are Friday the 13th. He would have had me shot.
- Andy McNab

by Joel Taylor August 31, 2005

Retired circus tiger

The name of the next stage after the Cougar status for females.

Cougars are in their 40's. A retired circus tiger as considered to be in their late 50's and up.

by limovb October 22, 2011

Skorian regime

Political system in which terror and autoritarism are key

Jeff! Don't go there, it is a skorian regime!

by Dr. Squad Politics October 5, 2017

Retire The Sachem

When a group of triggered SJWs want to retire the Pentucket sachems mascot. Most students are against this decision, and with that being said, all the softies hate all the people who spoke against it even though we have a different opinion.

Jack wanted to retire the sachem and now everyone at Pentucket hates him.

by 8782FHM9 October 21, 2020

mentally retired

1. a more polite version of mentally retarded. when one is not born with mental deficiencies, but instead develops these traits due to ones own failings.

2. someone who has simply given up and has mentally dropped out of productive society.

That guy over there shopping in the crocks and sweat pants looks so mentally retired.

by bettydog November 9, 2012

Phantom Regiment

By far the most badass drum corps ever to walk the face of the Earth...characterized by an orgasmic horn line and a drum line as tight as they come.

"Hey did you see the Phantom Regiment show this weekend?"
"No I didn't get to see it, but I was 30 miles away and I could still hear it!"

by Ishterp September 30, 2008