reserection

When u have an erection that goes away then it comes back

before dinner i had an errection but now im starting to get a huge reserection

by jack the monster May 17, 2011

Premature Key Retraction

The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".

Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."

Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."

by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011

Destraction

destraction dɪˈstrakʃən
n
1. the act or an instance of simultaneous distraction and destruction

1. Nick performed an act of self-destraction as he ate 10 lbs of food while playing Gran Turismo 5 the night before the exam.

2. Ashley and Teresa were not ashamed of the great amount of destraction they caused by jogging near the busy intersection in their bikinis.

by FurryDaddy January 24, 2011

restriction

What they put you on when you go to crap boarding schools like me. They take away things you NEED to do for no reason.

Me: Yeah, uh, I'm HAVE to get part-time job, so from now on I'll have to leave after school every couple days for a few hours.
Advisor-guy: You can't do that.
Me: What? Why can't you guys let me?
Advisor-guy: Because.. uh.. we like to suck dick.

by bty July 11, 2004

Alien Resurection

Fourth installment of the Alien series.

It doesnt matter who directed this movie becuase it blows and nobody likes it.

wow, the Alien saga should have ended at Alien 3. Alien Resurection is just horrible.

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

Yahweh’s Restoration ministry

A church very popular on youtube with over 100000 subscribers, they believe in both the Old and New testaments and revere the Holy Name of the Heavenly Father, Yahweh. They also proclaim the Son, Yahshua, a name meaning, “Yahweh is salvation.” They believe that both obedience to the Word and faith in the Messiah are critical. They look to our Savior for salvation, realizing that only through Him do we find redemption and forgiveness of sins. They also observe the seventh-day Sabbath along with the seven annual Feast days. They are located in Holts Summit, MO a city near the capital of Missouri. Where they do daily sabbath and livestreams for there youtube channel.

John: “Emma have you watched Yahweh’s restorations ministry on youtube.”
Emma: “yes I love there videos. Yahweh’s Restoration ministry teaches about the both testaments, and helps me understand the bible.”

by John Abendana January 14, 2021

reserection

when Viagra starts working 3 days later.

My reserection was a rock-hard miracle that lasted for days.

by Bum Bull Bee January 24, 2008