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Relationbernation

One's extended time of enjoying single life and not worrying about the stress of managing relations with a partner. These events can last anywhere from weeks to months.
"Hey Jimmy, noticed you've been single for a while. Do you want me to hook you up with this girl? She is clingy and looking to settle down with someone. Just your type!"
"Dan, I'm on a relationbernation. I would rather jump off a bridge than deal with all that stress. Lets hit the club instead."
by Dr.Ew Moyé September 24, 2012
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Elbow relation

A distant relation, like a cousin-in-law.
"Do you know Jane?"
"Not very well, she's an elbow relation to me"
by RubberDucky451 April 19, 2010
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relationfuck

A relationship based purely on sex. More involving than a fuck-buddy system, a relationfuck actually requires the man to talk to his partner.
Clay and Jamie's relationship was just them fucking, a straight up relationfuck.
by kiefferocity November 28, 2009
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relationsham

A relationship for the sole purpose of being with someone so as to not be single. Usually a one-sided situation, as the other person thinks the relationship is legit.
Dude, I know that last guy broke her heart...but the current boyfriend? Total relationsham. Too bad he actually thinks they're in love.
by fired_again August 9, 2010
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Relationboat

A relationboat is like a relationship only more pathetic and it sinks faster.
Relationboats leak like CRAZY
by DesertFox and ImReallyAnAnon February 28, 2012
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cock relation

a person who is related to you by marriage
my sister in law is a cock relation
by rockycar September 24, 2013
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Textual Relations

Flirting, maintaining a romantic relationship via a text message from a cell phone, an email, or a postal mail letter, such as pen pals or maintenance of a long distance relationship. Textual relations are often used when two people feel the need to carefully choose their words; when thought and careful composition of thought over a longer period of time are required; when the fear of spoken conversation may be misunderstood or taken in the wrong context.
I use my word processor to carefully compose my thoughts before sending my messages out to any of my textual relations.
by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008
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